B-school names monkey god its chairman

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Lucknow engineering and management institute names Hanuman as head; office has desk, chairs and laptop

Four chairs will be placed facing the empty seat reserved for the holy chairman, but all visitors must enter the office barefoot, said Vivek Kangdi, the school’s vice chairman.

All Hindus know that Hanuman can lift mountains and leap oceans, but ancient texts make no mention of his business acumen. Nevermind that, says Kangdi. “When we were looking for a chairman for our institution, we scanned many big names in the field of technology and management. Ultimately, we settled for Lord Hanuman, as none was bigger than him,” Kangdi said.

Man finds woman living in his closet

Apparently she was very clean when they found her. It is rumoured that she was also using his shampoo and shower. tsk tsk tsk

Hail to the Chief

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Need we say anything!

I am married to the Berlin Wall: Woman

Check out the stuff in yellow… this is hillarious!!

Thank you for pointing this out Mr. Arya!!

Cops loose drugs afrer dog fails sniff test

That’s convenient to say “Oh i forgot whic bag, and this damn pooch can’t seem to figure it out either” – Think about the guy when he got home and figured what has just happened!!!

 

British submarine crashes after ‘tracing paper blunder’

Cost of Sub – A few billion

Cost of paper to plot course – from the back of the chocolate bar

The result – Repairs worth $5million!!! and almost three eyed fish!

Internet to run out of addresses ‘within 3 years’

 Global warming, Terrorism, World War 3… and now this!!

Ohh my.. is there no hope at all!!?