The Lighter Side of News

B-school names monkey god its chairman

Varun — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 19:01:29 +0000

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Lucknow engineering and management institute names Hanuman as head; office has desk, chairs and laptop

Four chairs will be placed facing the empty seat reserved for the holy chairman, but all visitors must enter the office barefoot, said Vivek Kangdi, the school’s vice chairman.

All Hindus know that Hanuman can lift mountains and leap oceans, but ancient texts make no mention of his business acumen. Nevermind that, says Kangdi. “When we were looking for a chairman for our institution, we scanned many big names in the field of technology and management. Ultimately, we settled for Lord Hanuman, as none was bigger than him,” Kangdi said.

Man finds woman living in his closet

Varun — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 13:58:39 +0000

Apparently she was very clean when they found her. It is rumoured that she was also using his shampoo and shower. tsk tsk tsk

Hail to the Chief

Varun — Fri, 30 May 2008 08:55:28 +0000

Need we say anything!

I am married to the Berlin Wall: Woman

Varun — Wed, 28 May 2008 12:23:22 +0000

Check out the stuff in yellow… this is hillarious!!

Thank you for pointing this out Mr. Arya!!

Cops loose drugs afrer dog fails sniff test

Varun — Tue, 27 May 2008 12:23:15 +0000

That’s convenient to say “Oh i forgot whic bag, and this damn pooch can’t seem to figure it out either” – Think about the guy when he got home and figured what has just happened!!!

British submarine crashes after ‘tracing paper blunder’

Varun — Mon, 26 May 2008 13:01:09 +0000

Cost of Sub – A few billion

Cost of paper to plot course – from the back of the chocolate bar

The result – Repairs worth $5million!!! and almost three eyed fish!

Internet to run out of addresses ‘within 3 years’

Varun — Mon, 26 May 2008 12:42:54 +0000

Global warming, Terrorism, World War 3… and now this!!

Ohh my.. is there no hope at all!!?

Donkey jailed for assault released

Varun — Sat, 24 May 2008 08:08:37 +0000

The Quote in Yellow: “A Mexican Donkey – Blacky – has been freed from jail after doing time for acting like a jackass”

Observation1: Nice of the journalist to specify the Donkey’s nationality

Observation2: Donkey’s (Mexican in this case) act like ‘Jackasses’ – Head’s up Mr. Darvin – News for the evolution of species!@!

I wonder if the Mexican authoraties have impounded ‘Blacky’s’ passport – just so that he doesn’t jump bail and leave the country!! Specially since he still has to pay back $480 to each man for the missed workdays!!!

Dream exam with answers on back

Varun — Fri, 23 May 2008 11:30:19 +0000

12, 000 school kids and none of them notices the answers on the back of the paper??? WTF!!

American’s can send cell phones to Cuba: Bush

Varun — Thu, 22 May 2008 12:47:09 +0000

A case in point… how cellphones look to solve in Cuba what bombs couldn’t solve in Iran and Afghanistan!!

Say hello to freedom of expression – the wireless way!